something i wrote a while ago but forgot to post.

21 05 2009

blog at the airport
its 10:12 pm on a monday night and im sitting in the san juanairport  again.  ive spent quite a bit of time here and this definatly wont be my last time im sure.  my favorite part of this airport,by far. is how they make announcments in english and spanish…. AT THE SAME TIME!
thats how punctual this airport is, they have no time to waste. how else do you think they keep such a tight ship??

i have been away from saint croix for ver two weeks and for the first time in a while i am excited to get back to saint croix.  i am excited to start bloging again as im sure all of you out there reading this are.  i cant wait to read the local news tomorrow and jumble it up to sound funny.  i cant wait to argue about things with confidence that i know nothing about.  but its really all for you. the reader.  everyday i wake up and go to work on the blog for you.  i read the news for you, i get the forcast for you. i get you the latest and most important news and compile them in an easy to read opinionated article.

over the past few months since my blog has been up i have recieved many letters and emails.  Never have i recieved such gratitude or felt so loved.  i did not know i had the ability to touch so many of your lives and hearts and souls.  Thank you for all your financial support. without asking, several of you have donated to the blog and even though those checks should have been larger i still thank you.

so your welcome saint croix and surrounding virgin islanders who read my blog and i will continue writing until jesus takes me home.





dear rashida

21 05 2009

for you

i want a three some

i want a three some

thank you rashida for inspiring me to blog again





You might be an alcoholic…

23 03 2009

if you look like this driving past bars at 8:00 pm on your way home on a friday night

you can do it jacob!

you can do it jacob!





20-Year-Old Charged in Monday Shooting

18 03 2009
Rasenjoni Williams

Rasenjoni Williams

just when things were getting quiet for a few days.

funny, he doesnt look like a killer.

March 17, 2009 — A 20-year-old resident of St. Croix’s John F. Kennedy housing community was arrested Monday and charged with first-degree murder in the case of a man shot to death in the vicinity.

A shooting near a project, wha??

Rasenjoni Williams was arrested at 4 p.m. by St. Croix Police investigating the Monday morning shooting death of 33-year-old Steve Williams of Sion Farm.
According to the initial report, Police Sgt. Cecil Gumbs, who was on routine patrol, alerted emergency 911 that shots were being discharged in the John F. Kennedy housing community. When additional police officers arrived, they saw Gumbs on foot chasing a suspect who was fleeing carrying what appeared to be a firearm.
As the incident unfolded, residents called 911 and informed dispatchers of the identity of the suspect and in what apartment he sought refuge, according to Police Chief Oakland Benta.

At least people are calling the police.

Police formed a perimeter around the building and the suspect eventually surrendered without incident.
The victim was found lying near a restaurant with several bullet wounds to his body. He was pronounced dead on the scene by emergency medical technicians.

that would be the Chinese restaurant called Samboo-BBQ, and this also happened at about 8:00 am.





Saint Patricks Day Weekend!

15 03 2009

Story Time!

so me

gangster

and my other gangster friends

brew pub

were postin up at this super hot night club in christiansted where this baller hip hop tour was going on.

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then my homey showed up and licked me on the face.

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thats cruzan for “sup”

then came the locke brothers showwed up ready to bust some heads.

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this was friday.

the next day…

parade!

the Lawn Mower float was my favorite!

jesus is coming, to mow your lawn.

jesus is coming, to mow your lawn.

then the funnel came out…. of course.

ok, ill do one more....

ok, ill do one more....

i dont remember much after that..

thank god my life coach showed up to make sure i didnt die.

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then my battery died, good thing probably.

thats about it really.  just a whole lot off drinking.

I can say one thing.  if you have to celebrate a holiday in saint croix this is the one to celebrate.  i have neever seen so many people come out in saint croix.  this might be due to the fact that cruzans love to ddrink, or maybe there are just alot of irish people.  Every one dressed in green, everyone was very enthusiastic and nice, and even though the floats were half ass dump trucks with green paint on them it was very entertaining to watch the parade.  good music. good food. cold beer and glasses of rum.

win!

to be continued maybe..





what if you had the oportunity?

13 03 2009
click the image to go to
www.mikebusey.com
hoe hoe hoe

hoe hoe hoe





Armed man robs Episcopalian Church in Sugar Estate

12 03 2009

WTF

ST. THOMAS – An armed man robbed St. Andrew’s Episcopalian Church in Sugar Estate of an undetermined amount of money Tuesday morning, according to police.

No one was seriously hurt during the robbery, but a woman at the church was pistol-whipped, police said.

A woman called 911 at 10:14 a.m. Tuesday to report the incident, according to the police blotter, a log of calls to police dispatchers. The woman told police that she was at the church working when a woman came in to buy five bags of ice, Police Department spokeswoman Melody Rames said.

The woman said that she went to a room in the back for change and that a man followed her to the back. Pointing a gun at the woman, the man demanded money, Rames said.

The woman hesitated, the man struck her on the forehead with the handgun, took the money from a drawer and fled on foot, Rames said.

The woman who had come to buy ice also fled, Rames said.

The victim did not provide police with detailed descriptions of the robber, Rames said.

The victim was taken to Schneider Hospital where she was treated and released.

- Contact reporter Corliss Smithen at 774-8772 ext 302 or e-mail csmithen@dailynews.vi.





hilarious

9 03 2009

i cant get it out of my head…

so i send it to everyone i can.

enjoy!

p.s.

another funny one.

im glad these guys are making snl funny again.





Click headline to enlarge Trial begins for man charged with Hospital Ground rampage

4 03 2009

Sweet Justice

Sweeet justice

Sweet justice the band has nothing to do with this post.

ST. THOMAS – A man who prosecutors say went on “a vicious, violent rampage of deadly attacks,” murdering one man and almost killing another, is facing nine criminal charges in a trial that began Monday in V.I. Superior Court.

Chris Carty of Hospital Ground is charged with first-degree murder, first-degree attempted murder, two counts of first-degree assault and four counts of using a dangerous weapon during the commission of a crime of violence in connection with the Jan. 28, 2007, stabbing death of Glen Blyden and the assault of Errol Stewart, which resulted in Stewart losing sight in his left eye, according to assistant attorneys general Renee Gumbs-Carty and Brenda Scales.

“On a Sunday afternoon in Hospital Ground, Carty walked up from the area of the fish market toward the Ital food stand. Stewart worked there as a cook. He was the only cook at the time. His back was turned. He felt a presence in the booth and when he turned around, he saw Carty next to him. Stewart told him he had to leave. Carty put his hand in his waist. Stewart felt threatened, he kicked Carty and he fell back. Carty then began beating up on him, took a knife and stabbed him multiple times about the body and in the left eye. As a result, Stewart has lost his vision in that eye,” Gumbs-Carty told jurors in her opening remarks.

From the Ital food stand, Gumbs-Carty said Carty went to Jah Yard where he saw four men, including Blyden, playing dominoes in a private yard.

let me take this moment to explain the housing issues

let me take this moment to explain the housing issues

“He went inside the yard, walked up to the domino table and was acting strangely. Blyden asked the defendant what is wrong with him. The defendant punched Blyden, beat up on him, took out the knife and stabbed him on the left side of the head and throat. The other guys wrestled him, got him off Blyden and one man took the knife from him. Blyden’s friends rushed him to the hospital,” Gumbs-Carty said.

Alvin Lewis Jr. of Estate Contant was with Blyden that Sunday afternoon playing dominoes.

“I saw this man coming from the area of the fish market, talking incoherently, acting very strangely and flaring about. He went into the ital booth, seconds later he came out of the booth with a knife in his hand, dripping blood. He walked back toward the fish market. Seconds later, a man came out of the booth, screaming for help and his eye was bleeding. I gave him First Aid until a private vehicle took him to the hospital,” Lewis recounted.

Another prosecution witness, Jose Alamon of Hospital Ground said he was walking by Lionel Roberts stadium when he saw a man come out of the ital booth, screaming that someone stabbed him in the eye.

x-rays from the knife in the eye victim

x-rays from the knife in the eye victim

“Lewis and I put him on the floor and tried to calm him down, then called 911. He was losing a lot of blood. I put a rag over his eye. The ambulance took so long that someone came and took him to the hospital.

zzz

zzz

I saw a guy with no shirt on, wearing a green pants come from the other side of the booth. I don’t know if he was inside or outside. I saw a body, but I did not see his face,” said Alamon.

Carty’s defense attorney, Daryl Dodson, described the incident as “a mutual combat situation.

Mutual Combat?

more like

AM I RITE?

AM I RITE?

“There were two violent confrontations involving Carty. In each case, the other guys got the worst end of it. Carty was also hurt. He was hospitalized, on a ventilator, he was banged up pretty badly, his eyes were swollen shut and he had cuts on his head. Pay attention to the evidence. You are all that stands between Carty and the government. Carty comes to you clothed with the presumption of innocence. This case is about intent, maliciousness and aforethought and also about Carty and his mental state,” Dodson told jurors in his opening remarks.

someone send me a real picture of this judge please so i can stop using this one.

someone send me a real picture of this judge please so i can stop using this one.

The case, presided over by Judge Brenda Hollar, continues today.

have a great day!

jacob g.





off topic

1 03 2009

happy birthday seth

stay creepy!

stay creepy!